Bear Pattern Baldness

November 5, 2009 by knownotes

Vets Baffled by Bald Bears with Mysterious Condition

Seriously, what the hell? This might be scarier than the mind fuck of a film, Antichrist posted below. Not saying I wouldn’t want one as a pet though…

J-Zone – Baldylocks

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Nature, Cabin In The Woods, Cabin, Woods, Grief, Hospital, Sex, Chapters, Prologue, Depression, Fear, Epilogue, Anxiety, Snow, Drill, Hypnosis, Female Masturbation, Semen, Spread Eagle, Gore, Oak, Two Hander, Womanhood, Ambiguous Ending, Penetration, Hand Job, One Word Title, Polaroid, Grindstone, Self Mutilation, Film With Ambiguous Title, Sex In Nature, Masochism, Controversial, Bridge, Scissor Stabbing, Battle Of The Sexes, Acorn, Minimal Cast, Wounded Leg, Blood, Black And White Segues Into Color, Shower, Witchcraft, Graphic Violence, Burned At The Stake, Husband Wife Relationship, Biblical Reference, Nameless Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Forest, Satan, Genital Mutilation, Psychosis, Motherhood, Explicit Sex, Psychology, Ejaculation, Despair, Loss Of Child, Pain, Talking Animal, Angst, Faceless Body, Gender, Chapter Headings, Slow Motion, Evil, Violence, Masturbation, Symbolism, Female Frontal Nudity, Train Ride, Male Nudity, Penis, Fall From Window, Surrealism, Fingering, Leg Spreading, Vagina Spreading, Dark Humor, Burrow, Washing Machine, Fox, Vagina, Unsimulated Sex, Teddy Bear, Sculpture, Injured Animal, Female Nudity, Lust, Bird, Opera, Aria, Graphic Sexual Content, Explicit Nudity, Child Psychotherapy, Black And White Segment In Color Film, Irrational Behavior, Toilet Bowl, Guilt, Extreme Violence, Ants, Irony, Grass, Strangulation, Funeral, Extreme Sexual Content, Graphic Gore, Deer, Clitoris, Flashback, Isolated, House, Gynophobia, Sorrow, Death Of Child

Three walk-out’s on a Tuesday night
Most disturbing film I’ve seen in years
I really hope William Dafoe and Charlotte Ginsborg still have careers after this
Brilliant & gross, art & exploitation, liberation & misogynism all at the exact same time
Lars Von Trier is genius

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Don’t Dress Up….

October 31, 2009 by knownotes

If you’re above the age of 12
If candy is not your main priority
If you’re flat-ass’ed
If you can’t top Urban Wario ©

Goofy white folk & Half-ass pagans have really ruined this holiday. I’m sure they’re still doin’ it just fine in other countries, but America can suck the cool out real fast. Now I can’t lie, I like a nice ass hangin’ outta some latex/polyester ensamble, but I’ve never seen a bumblebee with a slutty personality, nor are there such things as hooker-fairies (besides Dee Dee Ramone.) But whateva, whateva…I’m still in it for the candy like Lil’ Chrissy, and Urban Wario might make a few guest appearances, first time in years. Have a terrible Halloween. Oh and Happy 2-3-4th Birthday to the Halloween Juggalo Baby known as Moon Blood or some shit like that.

Blue Magic – Born on Halloween

Arsonists – Everyday is Halloween

Ministry – Everyday is Halloween

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