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Film Blurbs of 2009

Wendy & Lucy B+

Now I never saw girl in Brokeback Mountain, but as a Broke-ass late teen/early 30 something wondering with little money and a loyal dog cross country across depressingly real-real-America, this Michelle Williams did some beautiful work. In a heart hurting “oh motherfuck-” kinda way. Cinematography and pretty much entire flow is this typical new age of real indie flicks (Ballast, Chop Shop , etc.), not sayin’ that’s a bad thing at all. Worth seeing alone, not for the suicidal. B+

Food, Inc. A+

I’m off grocery store meats because of this film. Butcher, preferably Esposito’s, is the only way to go from now on. And I’ve heard Whole Foods still has ‘em beat because of some harmful three-letter acronym, AGF, RGD, GBH, but fuck it, I trust a family who’s been in business before WWI. Anyways, probably best documentary of the year, the instant-classic character from the VA, the real-real VA was pure gold, really entertaining, respectable interviewees, and yet not as “preachy” as one might expect…except the fuckin’ Stoney Farms-Walmart plug for 10-15mins., I should take off points for that bullshit, but fuck it. The editing alone giving Michael Moore’s team some competition. Dig it. A+

G.B.H. – City Baby Attacked By Rats

Inglorious Basterds A

Tarantino. Oh, Quentin Tarantino. First off, pretty much the only reason this film doesn’t get an A+ is the simple fact that Tarantino had Inglorious Basterds in early 2000′s as a script for a 9 hour flick, this one was a little over 2 1/2, we got cheated out of about 6 1/2 hours of brilliant fucking film.

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Southern Proverb

Give me a project bitch

Give me a hood rat chick

One that don’t give a fuck

And say she took that dick

GREEK OUT

Elias Rahbani – Dance of Maria

Stelios Kazantzidis – Efuge Efuge

#42. Naming Things

Wordplay & Concepts & Talent

There’s a pretty well known faggela cut from Gym Class Heros using all emo group names, that one is NOT included. GZA, G. Rap, Rae, BIG, and a few other true wordsmiths….

#43. Naming Things

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#41. GEEK OUT

Should’ve done Greek Out, only greek singers. I’m sure it’d be the same effect.

This one is beyond the chillin’/floatin’/vibin’ levels, intended only for the hours of 2am-5am, and wearing the craziness.

#41. Geek Out

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Dec 7th, Mclusky – Beacon for Pissed Ships

Dec 9th, Black Ivory – Surrender

Dec 17th, Chicago Symphony Orchestra – Symphony No. 7 in A (Op 92)

Dec 20th, Jamul – Sunrise over Jamul

Dec 26th, Strap-Onz – Revenge

“Fuck the pussy, give me the money and the weed.” – Method Man

#40. Smoke & High

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#39. Girls, Girls, Girls

Girls of the Week 2009

Megan –> Jacqueline –> Melissa –> Tina –> Tanya –> Emily

Sounds like a fuckin’ calendar should be in the works.

I remember I first saw this video on BET’s Uncut at 3:30 in the morning in the 6th grade. Talk about Emmy-worthy programming just stolen away from us perverted adolescents. It’s a goddamn shame.

#39. Girls, Girls, Girls

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Ummm….

Faggela or just Russian?

Either or, these are the two most talented players in the NHL. No wonder hockey will never flourish in America.

A few singles

What can you still get for two dollars?

-Paperboy service

-Grape dutch and a tall boy of orange krush

-Port Fishington duece bags

-Homeless car wash

What can you still get for five dollars? Let P Tone explain…

Devin the Dude – Almighty Dollar

Smoothe Da Hustler – Dollar Bill ft. D.V. Alias Khryst

Steve Spacek – Dollar

Ennio Morricone – Fistful of Dollars

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