Faggela or just Russian? Either or, these are the two most talented players in the NHL. No wonder hockey will never flourish in America.
Posts Tagged ‘Alex Ovechkin’
Ummm….
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Alex Semin, homosexuality, Russia on December 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
2-0h Fuck Yeah!
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Alex Semin, Philadelphia Flyers, Philly, Washington Capitals on October 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Off to a beautiful start already (if you don’t count that sloppy ass third period against the Leafs.) Tonight the Caps are here in Philly, and it will probably be their toughest and most physical game yet. DirecTV & Versus are still dickin’ around like a bunch of fools, so I’m gonna have to [...]
Two (1/2) Weeks Notice
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Atlantic City, Bill Withers, Boot Camp Clik, Minnie Ripperton, New York City, NHL, Ocean City, Philadelphia, Ron & Fez, screwed & chopped, Sirius, Soul, Virginia, Wu-Tang Clan, Z-Ro on July 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
No, I’m not turning in my badge just yet. Why it took two (1/2) weeks to go from 100 to 101 is beyond me. Never the less here is the return to the ‘blogosphere’ (how homo.) Welcome back. #1. Daycations In a few weeks, two-day stays won’t be so far fetched. Until then, it’s OC [...]
NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Pt. 17
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Alex Semin, Evgeni Malkin, Mike Green, NHL, NHL Playoffs, R. Kelly, Simeon Varlamov, Washington Capitals on June 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
2009 NHL AWARDS I’m calling out Malkin on his formal education. Did he actually try and say “organization?” C’mon, Malkin…be more like Alex Semin and Simeon Varlamov, don’t speak without a translator and when provoked, only criticize the league and media. As for Ovie picking up three trophies, just another day in the life for [...]
NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs, Pt.16
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Detroit Red Wings, NHL Playoffs, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby on June 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
DETROIT RED WINGS VS. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS Series 3-2 Detroit Detroit in 6. Just like last year. Play last year’s tape, and let’s start the summer early. Sid the Kid a.k.a. Cindy a.k.a. Bitch-Boy Crosby a.k.a. Molestache gets to lose in front of Poppa Mario & the rest of Pittsburgh Tuesday night, and I couldn’t be [...]
Significantly Unrelated
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Austin, Blackberry, Daniel Johnston, Gus Van Sant, OR, Portland, Ras Kass, Slick Rick, Steve Buscemi, TX, Washington Capitals, Wes Anderson, White Stripes on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
#1. It is finally here, Ovechkin’s Eastern Motors commercial. Even worse/spectacular than I had imagined, especially in the HD. Not exactly carrying the same flow as a LaVar Arrington or Brendan Haywood, but I hope they include the outtakes in the actual TV spot so everyone can see “Give me shots of vodka, please?” Where’s [...]
Across the Board
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, bad brains, DC, Facebook, IFC Spirit Awards, Mickey Rourke, Myspace, sam & dave, screwed & chopped, Sopranos, stevie wonder, The Wrestler, Velour, Washington Capitals on February 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
#1. Possibly the best acceptance speech ever? #2. I can’t believe it’s taken this long in life for me to lather myself in velour. The boxers and socks are next. #3. No more Myspace of Facebook, I was pretty late on hoping on either bandwagon, so instead I’m getting off fashionably early. Aside from not [...]
Goal of the Year, Every Year
Posted in Everything Else, tagged Alex Ovechkin, DC, NHL, Washington Capitals on February 19, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Got two games lined up in the first of March. Heading down 95 into the South East division, 13 points ahead just cruising like a motherfucka thanks to masterpieces like this…Ovechkin brings the bacon home for DC baby! Way to kick off a 5 game home streak boys.
